Nikki Glaser brutally roasts Trump, Cruise and Marjorie Taylor-Green in Kimmel guest-hosting monologue



Nicky Glazer is not exactly known for political comedyBut when she stepped in to become the final guest host Jimmy Kimmel Live! Thursday night, she proved she was in no time. there’s no one she can’t roast.

“I’m the Last Guest Host of Summer” with Standup Comic Fboy Island host She said when she got on stage. “But luckily, as a straight woman, I’m used to coming last. Or not at all.”

Then, after sharing “major Hollywood dirtbag news” about disgraced producer Harvey Weinstein, the hope was to “pull Epstein.”

It was an equal opportunity roast that included brutal defeats of Democrats like Joe Biden, Kamala Harris and Nancy Pelosi as much as Republicans like Donald Trump, Mike Pence and Mitch McConnell. But her punchline about what’s on the MAGA side of the political spectrum definitely had a little extra edge. Below is a sample of her best jokes.

About Donald Trump: “Well, at least we know the answer to the question. What if a bloated factory farm pig carcass could grab your cat?”

About Kamala Harris: “I have a theory that we haven’t seen much of the Vice President lately because she was sentenced to prison. I think I did.”

About Lindsey Graham: “Graham is not only his last name, but also the amount of meth he gives boy sex workers as tips.”

On Pete Buttigieg: ‘He proved that being gay doesn’t mean you’re cool!’

About Matt Gates: “What a ladylike man. I mean what a kid man.”

Nikki Glazer wants to rewrite the last headline about her

About Ted Cruz: “Everything is getting bigger in Texas. Except your sad, sticky dick.” That’s what happens when you’re constantly eating… Trump’s butt.

But Glazer saved her toughest joke for Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Georgia). She said it was “proof that left and right can really come together,” adding, “I mean, look in her eyes.”

“Of course she’s anti-abortion,” Glazer continued. “And sadly, so did her mom.”

And finally, Glaser admitted Green had a ‘hard week’ afterward hit twice“This is horrible. I’m so sorry what happened to you,” she said. I guess.”

For more information, listen to Nikki Glaser. last laugh podcast.

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