PBS Newshour Judy Woodruff (played by Heidi Gardner) took a closer look at three wild Republican candidates ahead of the midterm elections at the Cold Open of Saturday Night Live.But ‘SNL’ Saved That Special Killer Vitriol For Underhand Kali Lake (Cecily Strong) in her race to become governor of Arizona.
She’s ahead in the polls, the former local newscaster arrogantly explained. normal, Judy. I’m just a local gal, always soft in his focus, lit like his Cinemax softcore in the 90’s. ”
And, “I’m saying it in a TV voice, so nothing I say will be inflammatory,” she added.
Frankly, “Lake” said:
When questioned about her lies about the fraudulent presidential election, Strong angrily said: Arizonas want to talk about issues that affect them, like crime in New York or crime in Detroit. ”
What is the “most pressing” problem? “Drag Queen Story Awards” library and bookstore: “A man dressed as a loud and sassy woman teaching children the joy of reading? Not my watch! Said the disgusted candidate.
“If the people of Arizona choose me, I will make sure they never have to vote again,” she vowed.
“As for the ‘violence’ of the mad men in tactical gear wielding assault rifles next to the ballot box, it’s just Arizona, baby!
Kenan Thompson Played the constantly confused and often incoherent Georgia Senate candidate herschel walker.
“My name is Herschel Walker, a Texas Ranger and I’m running for president of United Airlines,” he announced.
“The whole world is a mystery, isn’t it?” “Walker” admitted.
One place he seems to hold his own is in his support for banning abortion, even though two women have denounced him. recommend abortions, and reportedly pay at least one of them.
“As the great Trump Donald said, I didn’t lose voters by having an abortion in the middle of Fifth Avenue,” Thompson’s Walker chuckled.
Memet Oz (mikey day) explained that he knew he could win a Pennsylvania Senate seat against Democrat John Fetterman, who had a stroke earlier this year. So we are very lucky. ”
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